Coins and Standardization

There are no coins in Cambodia.  Instead, there are 100 R to 10,000 R notes, worth 2.5 cents to $2.50.  The upside is that pockets last a little longer (an untested hypothesis at this early stage), but there are downsides:

(1) Very difficult on windy days to determine which team gets to choose its side.  Also, tougher to do some demonstrations of probability if you are a math teacher.

(2) Scratch offs require the use of a paper clip.  I have not turned into an avid Lottery participant, received or wished to receive any iTunes cards, nor are there any McDonald's contests (or restaurants for that matter), but the cell phone cards I purchase every month or so do use the same technology.

(3) You have to find something else to remove the battery on your mac (which is designed to be opened with a coin).  Probably not justification for transitioning to coins... at least not until the King gets a mac.

 

We generally take standardization for granted.  That is until something reminds us how convenient it is.  Like when Walmart started selling 8 x 10.5 paper in the US -- I felt robbed of 19 square inches of freedom because I was, and it just did not look right in my binder along with the handouts and other things printed on normal paper.  And I blame China and Walmart for it, never considering the fact that I am the one shopping at Walmart and buying this paper in the first place.  Oh, but this is not about Walmart or paper, really.  It is about standardization.  And, more specifically, another demonstration of just how great standardization can be until it is ripped from your grasp.  This second illustration comes courtesy of the staff room cupboard at HOPE school where I teach.  There really are this many different sizes of staples in it -- I did not go hunting all over, either.  Every one of these boxes is for a different size.  Crazy.  Granted, in America we probably have like 3 sizes:  Normal, Huge (for stapling books you copied illegally at Kinkos), and Dinky (for those little staplers that overly organized 7th grade girls tend to have).

Saddle Up Partner

Well, you can try to imagine the other things that I had typed below before Safari on my Apple spontaneously quit and my changes were lost (it happened when I was using the online dictionary to look up how to spell pronunciation which I now know as you can see).  Though I think Apple's are a cool computer, I also think they tend to crash much more often than they should for some reason.  The really lame internet connectivity in this country does not help matters.  So, anyway, hopefully you like the photos.  The moral of the story is:  "Take your spelling tests seriously."

I will add comments later, but wanted to get some pics from this past weekend up.  It was a really fun time headed up by Graham, the husband of KC's pre-school teacher and a Kiwi (he is the one with the little blonde-haired boy).

The Vision Olympics

There is no vision olympics at this point in history. And, I need to just accept that there may never be. But, if there was, I have a hunch that I could medal in the 5m Freestyle Peripheral Vision event. The only downside is that it means I sometimes see things out of the corner of my eye that I might have preferred not to. Like today, when I thought I saw something hazy and brown off to my right while I was working at the kitchen table (and, no, aside from really dry steak, I do not consider eating to be work - my table doubles as a cluttered desk). I turned to see a rat in the middle of the floor. That is no good and is the first time I have seen one inside. They are, though, all over the place here. Sorry I have no pics to share.

Snapshots Around Town

It is November 12th and the weather has decided to be amazing -- a definite upshot to living in the tropics or whatever the proper term is for this region (it has been a few years since the 6th grade, but I remembered just enough to eliminate "frozen tundra" from the list of options).


Tennis anyone? I have been an avid fan since I met Boris Becker in high school... The short version is that a few friends and I were walking to the parking lot tram after a day at Kings Island. It was summer around ATP-time (the big pro tourney) and one of my friends said "Hey! That is Boris Becker!". I thought the name sounded familiar, so I turned in the indicated direction. He probably looked tall, but otherwise more normal than expected, though I am not sure since I did not look in time. Still, what an honor to nearly meet such a famous tennis player.


In case you cannot read it (you can click for a larger view), it says "Electronic Mosquito Bat". This device is purpose-built to fry the evil insects and works very well. $3 well spent. You might wonder why I don't just clap them to death -- it sounds easy enough, but the mosquitos here are superbly deft at dodging and hiding, and I do not want them mistaking my attempted murder as encouraging applause.


This prominent landmark is where I keep piles of cash - ANZ Royal Bank. If you are American you would call it "Ay-En-Zee", but if you are from Australia, New Zealand, or England you say "Ay-En-Zedd". And not just to be cool in that way we might substitute "ott" for zero. They actually say the letter Z as "Zedd". Then, to add horror to confusion, I learned that these people of odd accents even sing their ABCs to a different tune. Talk about culture shock.


Fortunately, this is the only place I experience significant hair loss. It costs $0.75-1.00 depending on if I get the master or the apprentice.


Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder would be so pleased. Just about every street you take you will see dogs roaming about.


This is the street my school is on. Some bigger buildings and some shanty-store fronts. And, to add cool color to the scene, the occasional monk will pass by.

Asian Stereotypes

I think it is always a good idea to make sweeping generalizations.  Here are two:

1) Asians are good at math. 

2) Asians are polite.

But are they true?  Let us explore together.  I have done the PhD-level research so you do not have to.

1) There are a lot of Koreans at HOPE school and many of them are good at math, but I think they are probably not much different (than the Europeans and Americans) aside from the notable fact that their families put a HUGE emphasis on school performance and on hard work.  I am not convinced this is ideal since there is definitely a place for enjoying your childhood/teenage years.  But, to get into university in Korea and, more so, in America, you HAVE to do well in school.  And, there are those Korean (and Cambodian, Taiwanese) students who are not particularly over-achieving.

2) When they have something to celebrate, like a wedding, it is not uncommon for them to set up a tent and blast the music at near-deafening levels.  And, as I found out today, it is okay in Cambodia to let the party begin at 4:30am.  Amazing.  And, in my opinion quite impolite.

And, lest this sound angry, let me say that it is not.  I just wanted to put up a couple of observations that were on my mind.

I am hoping to get some photos of general interest and post them soon.

Thanks for reading!

Where The Streets Have No Name

I do not think this is the place they were singing about, but street names are barely in use in my neighborhood. This is the street I live on right now (going to change in 2 months or so). That brick building on the left side is a little store that I never go to, but could if I wanted to buy a Coke, candy, or snack (those of you who have been to Mexico have an idea of what these look like -- they ain't no UDF!). Also, you will understand why I wish I would have brought dark pants rather than tan khakis. Live and learn.

Photos from Koh Kong Vacation

The first two photos were taken at Safari World which is basically like Sea World on a tighter budget, but still fun despite being somewhat run-down.

The next photo is me standing at a place we stopped for lunch on the way home, somewhere between Koh Kong and Phnom Penh (a four hour drive).

The last two photos were taken at the resort where we stayed. This place was very nice and new (though we stayed across the street in the cheaper rooms -- still nice but half the cost). The ocean was great -- it had surprisingly large waves (not pictured, mind you) due, I think, to a Tropical storm off the coast of Thailand. It was the best time I have had body-surfing.

By the way, and in case you did not realize, you can zoom these photos by clicking on them.

Thanks for reading/viewing. Adios.

Suspended Animation

Ok, ok. So I have been lame in terms of updating this blog lately. I will get some new photos posted soon - really.

Part of the lameness is due to a reduction in the newness. When I look out the window of my school now, it does not look all that alien any more. It used to be somewhat surreal. I am used to the muddy roads I travel (for about 400 m - that's a quarter-mile to all you die-hard non-metric fans) around my house; I plan to get some pics of them before rainy season ends and the fun is over. I know where to get a haircut for $0.75, buy my groceries, get office supplies, buy an Apple (I am now the proud owner of an iBook), etc.

I just got back from a long-weekend vacation with Doug, Heidi, Taylor, KC, and a second family (the Liddle's) of 5. We went to a place called Koh Kong which is right on the coast and the Thai border but still in Cambodia. It was a really nice resort -- in other words, it would be a very nice place even in America. I will try to get some photos showing you what I mean.

That is all for now. I want to say "thanks", to those of you who have been checking this out and have asked me "whah happen?"

What Does a Normal Day Look Like?

A typical day involves waking at 5:30, doing some back and stomach exercises, eating breakfast, making lunch, feeding the dogs and getting them fresh water. I leave around 6:30 and can get to school in about 10 minutes.

I arrive and we have morning devotions at 7am. Then we have about 30-40 minutes until the students show up at 8. Everyone in the school (200 students) lines up in a covered area and then disperses from there. I have a pastoral group which is the year 12 & 13 (11th & 12th graders) that I see 3 times a week - and do devotions w/ them (or at least that is the idea) 2 times b/c there is another guy who does it the third day. I typically teach 3 different classes each day for about 4 hours total (I have double-period classes on many days). We get a 20 minute break at 10am and then a ONE (whole) hour lunch at 12. So, really, it is a great schedule. Obviously there are all the other things that have to get fit in -- staff meetings, homework grading, planning, creating quizzes and tests -- this takes a fair amount of time b/c practically nothing is available for years 10, 11, and 12/13. I typically leave around 4:30 or so.

I will eat w/ Doug and Heidi a couple times a week and have tended to have one other invitation each week to someone's house for dinner which has been nice. I get home, make sure I have everything ready to go for the next day, shower, watch some DVD (lately I have been watching 'The Unit' season 2), put the dogs up on the upstairs deck, and go to sleep around 9:30. That is pretty much a day in the life. Queue the music... I read the news today, oh boy...

Schumacher Wanna Be

These pics are from a week ago when Doug, Heidi, Taylor, KC, and I went to a really fun gokart track that is about 45 minute drive from the city (due to traffic).

My World Within HOPE School

These photos show my sparsely decorated classroom (I have not had time to paint vines and flowers yet) and a shot of the highschool building taken from the far side of the basketball court.

Ants -- Cheaper by the Thousand

I made the mistake of leaving a bowl with some soymilk in the sink. A few ants showed up for the party -- sort of like U2 playing for free at Slane Castle or Simon & Garfunckle in Central Park.

Lesson learned.

Oh, and I did drown all of them with minimal regret. Hey, at least they died happy.

p.s. you can click any of these pics for a larger view.

7 Days and No Photo To Show For It

Sorry, but I do not have any photos to upload, but I did think I would at least share a quick blurb on my first week of teaching...

Yes. I survived week one. I think teaching is just a tiring job - period. It requires lots of pre-planning AND you have to be a performer of sorts (both of those things tend to tire me out). That said, the kids here are great and the class sizes are very reasonable (and a dream for anyone accustomed to 25-30 students per class) -- from 5 to 16 or so. Amazing compared w/ the US. AND, they are good-hearted kids. So, I think it is an ideal environment in which to perform a tough job. I teach grades 7-12 which is also a nice variety --- though, it does mean a lot more lesson plans.

We have had a ton of power outages this whole week, but when the power works, I do have air conditioning in my classroom -- I keep it set at about 80 which feels comparitively great with the fans blowing.

The staff/teachers at the school are great so far and that has been another big plus.

I suppose that is all for now.

I Have A Dream

Yes, that title borders on blasphemy. Yet, it only borders. Well, I now have my own transportation with legitimate plates. No, it is not nearly as cool as the 200cc dirt bike, but I did not want to be responsible for repairing the loaner when things went wrong, AND I would have only had it until January. So, I bought a 2005 Honda Dream 125cc. Plenty of power, simpler to maneuver, less expensive to maintain, less attention-attracting, and less than 1/2 the cost of a dirt bike. "I can get over 70mpg on this hog."

2 wheels, 8 legs, 1 house

Ok, I am still figuring out how to format text with photos, so this is probably going to look a bit wacky. But, hey, at least I can share some pics.

The black-er (none more black) German Shepherd is Annabelle and the light brown one is Scout. They like to fight eachother -- sort of remind me of Jake Miller and Ben Depew in that they are playing, but it is quite fierce.

The motorcycle sans plates on the left is the one I have been riding. It comes it quite handy on the muddy streets around my house. I do need to figure out how to get legal with it lest I have a run in with the police and am forced to flee to Laos.

The house is quite nice and has 2 floors. The upper floor is wood and is cooler at night. During the day, though, the lower floor of masonry construction (or whatever the proper terminology is) is the place to be. Quite interesting, or perhaps not.

I did a little decorating and handpainted a bunch of flowers and leaves. I think the owners will really appreciate my handiwork.

My kitchen, complete with refrigerator and microwave (not pictured).

Here is the steep staircase leading to the 2nd floor. It makes me feel a little bit like I am living at the Little House on the Prarie.

This is the upstairs room, complete with TV and DVD player and a bunch of movies. My bedroom and the bathroom are up here.

Lucky Market (July 30, 2008)

Just in case you were wondering, check out the stuff you can get here at Lucky Market -- it is pricier, but it is amazing how much is available. Yes, that is lactose-free soy milk.

Now I'm Here (July 29, 2008)

Yes, I made it! All logistical stuff went well and this is me getting picked up at the airport. I feel pretty much on Cambodia time already which is great, though I still get tired early. I am still staying with Doug & co. and will until the house I am moving into becomes available on Thursday.

I've been riding around town on the back of Doug's motorcycle (Honda 250XR for those who, like me, care about such things), getting to know the lay of the land. We are heading to the market in a few minutes to pick up stuff for the family and for me.

So anyway, it is "so far, so good". I saw HOPE school today, too, and met with the interim director/principal (he is a math teacher who is filling in for the normal guy who is on leave). That went well except when I attempted to explain how the US system handles donations to tax except organizations; ironically I was trying to explain a math problem to my boss and was coming up way short. Clearly, I will need to rework that lesson plan.

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The Over- and Pre- Views

As you probably know, Doug and his family live in Phnom Penh (PP), Cambodia. About a year ago, I began considering the possibility of teaching over there at a private international school. Well, that possibility has become a reality – I had been doing my best to be open to whatever came my way, and I believe that this is a good direction to head. I see it as a cool way to play a small part in helping out the families that are there to help the Cambodians.

I have accepted a 1 year teaching position at HOPE International School and will begin on August 11. The school is English-speaking, Cambridge-accredited, and has only 150 students, most of whom are the children of families working to make PP a better place. The director of the school will be away on furlough until January, and the man temporarily taking his place will no longer be able to teach a full load. Thus, there was a specific need for a math teacher – I will be teaching 7-11th grade. Teaching itself is challenging, especially for someone new to the profession, so with the other factors it promises to be a challenging experience.

I will be leaving on July 24 (Cinci to Seattle to Taipei to Phnom Penh). For the first 5 months, I will be living in the house of a family that will be away on furlough and was looking for someone to care for their two German Shepherds and otherwise look after their place. The house is near Doug and Heidi’s place and is also near the school.

I would be glad to fill you in on more specifics if you are interested. Just send me an email.

Check out this Google Map that shows where I will be living and some other landmarks (Doug put this together). CLICK HERE.

Learn more about the school: HOPE International School

Contact Info: scott7collins@gmail.com

Scott Collins
C/O HOPE International School
PO Box 2521
Phnom Penh 3
Cambodia

Facts about Cambodia (why they can use the help):
14 million people
35% live on less than the adjusted "dollar-a-day" international standard of poverty
Among the highest TB and HIV/AIDS rates in Asia

Inspired by the Travii

I think it is cool that Chris and Lindsay have a blog to keep us in touch. Granted, I could use Facebook and perhaps I may just go that route, but I think the blog approach may offer some advantages of which I am not yet aware.